“All I’m saying is once you’ve been out in the woods and heard the things I’ve heard, you’d believe in Big Foot and the chupacabra.” –J. Lynn
When I got a better look I saw it was a Chupacabra exactly as someone had described it.–Juan Callazo, Puerto Rico state police
The first day of school sets the tone for the entire school year–and maybe that’s true.
Maybe it’s not. Continue reading “Hello, Middle School–Again!”
“If I fall over during my speech, someone should pick me up because I’ve got some things to say.” –Frances McDormand, Oscars 2018
“Honorable Ancestors, please let Mulan impress the Matchmaker.” – -Grandmother